And this is where the Canadians made the Australians a poutine…

IF I HAD ONE



victory-rose:

Same. And they’re both people I shouldn’t be doing that with.

whattajerk:

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT AND IT’S REALLY WEIRD BECAUSE I NOW RECOGNISE THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WOULD REMOVE MY CLOTHING FOR AND THAT MAKES THIS WHOLE DILEMA A WHOLE LOT MORE DISAPPOINTING.

My heartbreak.

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Vendredi blog post

confidein-wolves:

Look at me being cute and french. Fuck yeah getting all the boys

New blog post that I may or may not have thrown together last minute because I’ve been spending all my time working and trying to make a boy like me… Trying…

Anyway, read it because there is some cool shit in there.

(Source: remembermeas-atimeofday)


thinkquietly:

daily routine

whattajerk:

  1. Pretending to be someone you’re not in order to bag a man is totally fine, even encouraged.
  2. Have large breasts and have them on display at all times, otherwise no one will look at or care about you, and
  3. You’re worthless unless someone’s fucking you, so if that’s the case you better sweep some fucking bronzer on your tits STAT, because if you don’t confuse someone into fucking you soon, well, you’ve got no reason to live.

This sounds remarkably like something imboycrazy.com would post…

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whattajerk:

The large amount of work I put off until the day before it was due it actually hurting my brain. I had a gin and tonic to calm down and it just made me want to kiss. 
I want to drop out and become a stripper or an artist but I don’t have big boobs and I’m not good at any type of art…

My thoughts exactly

jelly


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